Apple QuickTime movie | 1994-01-30 | 52.5 MB | 720x480 | 29.97fps | 9 minutes, 6 seconds | [MooV/TVOD]
Transcription: Hey, not too pathetic that the biggest night of your life is watching some strange palooka get his hogwashed by some bimbo you don't even know. Just kidding, folks. This Rico is really quite a specimen. I don't want to say he's hung, but he's the only guy I know whose skivvies need valet parking. This joint's more crowded than a ball game. All right, negies, all right. I know you don't want to look at my gorgeous mug, but I got a message for you. When you see a man See Rico, please. Mom's told me to tell you she don't want no screaming. The plaster is weak. So this is the end of the line, huh ...